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Palladium treated means fewer carcinogens
The old crow has been released
An interview with my future self
Hey dude, like I said, I’m doing everything I can to try and get home but the transfers are really tough. Are you staying with anybody or do you have your own place?
the transfers are really tough. It has to be an aunt uncle and my home state
ven though... I quit drinking that was her only problem with me
McDonald’s as you probably already know it starts around 20 bucks an hour. Taco Bell is like 18.
I said I do help you do all kinds of chores pay rent
As long as you’re not relying on that to take care of you
And this is the poorest towns in the state. It’s filled with murderers, beggars and thieves
Thu 3:13 PM
What time in New Hampshire? Are you living there going to be living in?
Thu 8:12 PM
Going to soon….. hopefully
She’s got medical issues and she says she needs to avoid stress and I promise to the moon as a pertains to that I said I do help you do all kinds of chores pay rent.
Get up off of that thing, rack up down sideways, floor cleaner
have to have your own job lined up in a place to live lined up. I’m sure any fast food would do it over the phone interview or like some kind of zoom thing.
My moneybag shithead sister with a spare room refuses to let me stay
you do all kinds of chores pay rent
promise to the moon as it pertains to that
I said the same to my brother’s wife he’s never really called me back like he’s never called me back
Get up off of that thing, rack up down sideways, better
As you probably already know, McDonald's starts around 20 bucks an hour. Taco Bell is like 18.
all kinds of chores pay rent
Are you living there going to be living in?
and I promise to the moon as it pertains to that I said
like some kind of zoom thing.
Get up off of that thang, left front back sideways. Floor cleaner wall rack, jack.
housing is through the roof if you can find it
ven though, I quit drinking that was her only problem with me
he’s texted me and said, but you can’t live here. We are both on SSI but probation told me that’s all right.
and I promise to the moon as a pertains to that
some kind of zoom thing
I know my best friend Brother, who died in 2003 would’ve taken me in in a heartbeat.
got a couple of lights from him. Used to always say love you
Did he forget who I was already?
housing is through the roof if you can find it
Get up off of that thang, left front back sideways. Floor cleaner will rack your back, Jack.
My moneybag shithead sister with a spare room refuses to let me stay \
and I promise to the moon as it pertains to that...what I said earlier
Chiseled to death. No medical considerations. Not wealthy enough to matter or be.
“You don’t have to like it to like it”
Get up off of that thing……
…..rack up….
,
wicked smart
Get up off of that thing
Rack up sideways
floor cleaner
Somewhere on Planet “I”
Dana's thin lips parted as she fell into the arms of Kev, her “new man.”
"Dana, your hair has become slicker. Not only am I in love with your dead ends, but I'm doubly attracted to your thin lips. they remind me of the goddess Rita of Septu.” Dana's bloodshot eyes gaze into Kev's slits. 'Oh, what a romance' said Captain Briar, an onlooker. The captain began unzipping his coat, fumbling for his cassette player. Kev and Rita danced while Captain inserted himself in the middle, caressing the tummy of Ms. Dana, whose hair erupted in a static frenzy. Captain placed his other hand on Kev's shoulder "May I have this dance?”
"Anything for Capt," said Kev’s mush mouth. They swung and moved on the dock while Kev held the device that played the musical tracks, dancing on the sidelines. The magic of the occasion brought more visitors including a seagull known to all as Hendrick. The plump bird landed on Dana's shoulder and squawked "May I have this dance” to which Cap grinned and said: "It would be my honor.” Hendrick flapped his wings and in his bird voice squawked a song about the Joys of the sea.
They spin, they jive. “Dana, in the heat of dance ejaculated, “Oh what a glorious night,” to which Kev agreed.
The sky darkened, and the bird cawed. A crackling noise hit the captain’s ingrown ears. He slipped back into his clothes and announced to the group that he was heading to the pub and everyone was invited. They thanked him and followed.
Hendrick flew through the pub’s open window, landing on his pine tree perch on the end of the bar slab. Ms. Dana's warm, beefy legs thumped onto the planks of the bar floor. Kev followed, entering with a slight limp and bent gait. The drinkers lifted their pints, hollering cheerfully at the gang, whistling, and clanking their mugs.
Dana ordered a pitcher of lager. Old mister Harlem plunked it on the slab causing the froth to flow over the glass. Kev scratched his neck, took a slug of smooth brew, and sighed with pleasure. Harlem rested his leathery mitts on the bar slab and grinned "So gang, have you heard the news? The motorcycle gang's been spotted right outside of town. You won't believe who they made leader— It's Jimmy Z.”
In the center of the dance floor stands Hullhethito: The most enigmatic patron. A head resembling a dragon fruit. A performer of magic, master of dance. Hellhethito's pointy jawline contorted and, as they've all learned to appreciate: Pop! Needles shoot out like quills, step one two three four poof! Brown stained leprechaun with top hat shoots long tongue menacingly, three four five, pop! Burned faced with those dead eyes wearing his signature hat, and, *flash* the history of horror cinema. Dana rolled her eyes and quipped “So this is innovative, huh? You'd think they'd devise something less stupid after all these years.”
The gang decides to cap the day off with a drive to the grand old cinema: one of the few remaining of their breed. A warm brick building with raked seating which Capt believes adds richness to the experience. Once seated they relax their bones and dig into their popped corn and sugary pop!
The bird finds solace in the bag of the oily maize, rolling and emerging buttered.
Tonight's picture is a film called 'More than Hero' starring ‘Gargantuan Mon’
the biggest, richest leading man in the motion picture biz!
The lights fade, and sound rumbles through the walls. It's time for the show.